Lancaster IV, Lancaster, England, February 8 2014
- R1: THBT schools should prioritise the teaching of modern literature over classical literature.
- R2: THBT the west should give substantial extra non-conditional aid packages to countries that have large illegal narcotics exports.
- R3: TH, as Edward Snowden, regrets publishing the NSA files.
- R4: THBT celebrities should be banned from making political statements.
- Final: TH, as a scientist who has developed a compound which when ingested causes a person to become bisexual, would infect the global water supply with the compound.